Not as good as the time a ball bounced off his head and over the fence for a home run...

...But still pretty funny. Jose Canseco now plays for the very-minor-league Long Beach Armada, and is currently batting .169 as a DH. Basically, he is a bad player on a terrible team. More amusing is the fact that his pitching debut was last night; Canseco hit four batters and walked five more in 4 1/3 innings. His team lost, 8-2.

Canseco's comment: "Overall, it felt pretty good."