The Haberdasher. The Remix. The Revolution.

Shake ya ass. But watch yourself. Everybody Wang Chung tonight. Do what you gotta do, but CELEBRATE, because The Haberdasher is back! Personally, I'm going to dance if I want to, and leave my friends behind. Because my friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine. And of course, I'll be wearing a novelty hat.

So here's the deal. The Haberdasher is a group blog, meaning everyone who gets access to it can post anything they want -- stories, pictures, witty social commentary, idiotic social commentary, other forms of social commentary, etc. The idea is to keep The Novelty Phats (and anyone else who is cool and we invite to join) in touch in these trying post-collegiate times.

Right now you're probably thinking, "Bruce, you're an idiot. And you're ugly. I have important things to do with my life, and I'm not going to waste my time typing inspired social commentary into some blog that no one will read. Get a life, and stop inviting me to this loserblog." Well shut up, just SHUT UP! I'm going out on a limb here, and I don't need your negative nancyisms. Keep it to yourself, and humor me. Or don't. Jerk.